Thursday, June 23, 2011

Jonah Only Had to Be in the Belly of the Whale THREE Days


Borris here.

I've just been through a horrible ordeal, which I could BEARLY stand, and I wanted to tell you all about it.

Let's all PAWS for a few moments of silence while I compose myself enough to type this blog post.

I was incarcerated for over a week.

That's right, INCARCERATED!!!

I was guilty of no crime, and yet that dastardly Fisherhubby, the same man who bear-napped BOTH Hildy and me a couple of years ago, captured and incarcerated me deep inside the belly of Cookie Jarbear.

Miss Keetha was busy packing to go to camp and didn't notice that I was missing from 101 South Kitchen Table Way. She didn't know that I was BEARLY able to breathe deep in that pit.

Away she went to camp for a whole week, unwittingly leaving me incarcerated and worse yet - - - leaving Brunhilda alone with only Freddy Finzsaltandpepper and the Headless Wonders to watch over her.

You'd THINK that Fisherhubby would have heard my growls for help, taken pity on me, and released me. But NO - - - he LEFT me in that jail the entire time Miss Keetha was gone!! I tell ya, even JONAH was only in the belly of the whale for three days and he DESERVED his punishment! I was guilty of NOTHING, yet I was in the belly of Cookie Jarbear for nearly two weeks.

The MINUTE Miss Keetha came home and realized I was missing, she sent out the search and rescue squad to find me. When they discovered me down in the well, she came herself and gently lifted me out and - - -

Returned me to my rightful place beside Hildy at 101 South Kitchen Table Way.

Hildy was beside herself with joy at my return. She had thought I was for sure a goner and had wept her big black bear eyes dry over me.

Freddy and the Wonders were glad to see me too. They had, quite frankly, run out of consoling words to offer my poor grieving Brunhilda.

We don't know HOW Miss Keetha puts up with that Fisherhubby's antics. He must be SUCH a trial to her.

So, the next time she puts an embarrassing picture of him on HER blog - - - DO NOT FEEL SORRY FOR HIM. He richly deserves all that she might dish out. We live here with them, we observe his many "crimes" and we wish to go on record as character witnesses for Miss Keetha.



Linda @ A La Carte said...

Boris I am appalled and saddened by your recent brush with incarceration! I know Miss Keetha would never have let that go on that long if she had been home. All's well the ends well but Fisherhubby is on my bad list for now!

Carol said...

Really? This is all Fisherhubby's fault? Miss Keetha was busy packing? I wouldn't have left the house without making sure you were safe & sound. I think you better come live in NJ where you will be well protected.

nancygrayce said...

I'm so sorry Boris....but don't run away to my house, I probably wouldn't have ever noticed you were missing! I'm just observant like that!

Unknown said...

That must have been a horrible ordeal Borris! Is Freddy your green friend in the middle? If so I do believe his twin lives with my daughter.

Ann in the UP said...

Oh, Buddy Boris, how lonely for you in the empty belly of the Cookie Bear! I'm afraid that you will have to bear up, though. I don't think FisherHubby is one bit sorry, and I don't think he's planning to change, either.

I have heard that he has played a great many tricks on Miss Keetha, and you have seen this for yourself. It is lucky that you are so brave and forgiving.

Unknown said...

So I not see crumbs in the photo because you had to live off of them, or did FH leave you with nothing to dine on either?

Anonymous said...

tell him that he better be scared while he is sleeping. just like the doll on the twilight zone, uh hu!
take all of his fishing gear out of his tackle box and stick his undearwear in it and a note written on one from both bears.

Nancy said...

Boris, keep your chin up. I think FH was channeling his inner Barney Fife by locking up an innocent bear.

Traci Marie Wolf said...

Major LOL and sad panda at the same time. You Keetha are hilarious. They're all lucky to have you around.

Traci Marie Wolf said...

Oops, forgive me Boris for not writing you directly.

Kristin - The Goat said...

Oh my dear Borris, I am so sorry to hear of your ordeal and how scared you must have been! It was probably only the prayers coming from 101 South Kitchen Table Way that kept you from perishing that long long week.

kyooty said...

bit even a cookie crumb in there?Even the most dastardly villians get food.

Pat M said...

Absolutely adorable! I am a S&P collector and can so relate to Boris' dilemna!
New follower and lovin' it!
Hugs, GraceinAz

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