About once a week, the Great White Tickle Monster comes to TORMENT and TORTURE us.
"Where is Miss Keetha!? Why doesn't she STOP that monster?" you might well be asking.
Well - - - shocking as I KNOW this will be to all of you bloggy fans who THINK Miss Keetha is "all it" I gotta tell you she isn't all you think she is. You can BARELY see it, but that is HER HAND holding the Great White Tickle Monster.
What's that you say? You think she is trying to STOP the monster, to hold him back???
Aux contraire, she is pushing him right onto us!!!
That big fluffy monster tickles us ALL OVER - - - on our heads, our paws, our backs, and our bellies!!! It is like Chinese water torture I tell ya!
I'm claustrophobic - - - every time it happens I think I'm gonna jump right out of my FUR!
Borris is VERY ticklish. He growls, squirms, and tries EVERYTHING to get away, but Miss Keetha holds him like he's in a VICE and just lets that Tickle Monster persecute him!!!!
Most of the time we LIKE living here at 101 S. Kitchen Table Way - - - but if THIS doesn't stop, we may be forced to pack our bags, wait for our best chance, and RUN AWAY!!!
HELP!!! You are our last hope.